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Anon is very obviously describing a prostitute who lives somewhere where it is illegal and thus advertising with innuendo. Anon was turned down by a prostitute. Also the only one calling women whores was you.
You're fucking wild dude
You lost me here. What a wild thing to say.
This is a wild take though. He paid $200 to 'release tension, whatever that was' and was 'hoping it goes somewhere'. She declined the $600 for a 'happy ending'.
What he described was closer to going to a massage parlor and having them decline a happy ending, but still giving the normal massage.
Nothing about this post implies she's a prostitute.