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Absolute lunacy (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Who has locks on their cabinets...?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have the low cabinets in my kitchen and my fridge door "locked" with these little buckle things because my cat and dog can open them and like to try to steal/destroy things.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well yes I know about those. Presumably a nanny would be smart enough to open those. All you have to do is push down on them a little, if it's the same thing I've seen

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Doubt a nanny with a masters could figure that out. One with doctorate might though.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 5 months ago

I dunno, I saw meme on Lemmy about someone getting their PhD in Physics; had to remind themself "the crocodile eats the little number" when it came to < and >.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago

People who breed serial killers

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org -1 points 5 months ago

People with crotch goblins