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I assume it's some kind of sex reference, is that right?
The kink of act like pets it seems
Now if you allow me I'm gonna wash my hands and mind I touched tumblr...
And here I was, trying to crack "Walkies" instead
You don't like the idea of having someone gently pet you and scratch behind your ears while they tell you how pretty and nice you are and how they'll take care of you?
Cause it's pretty fucking nice even just as a game to play for a couple of hours.
I want to eat pellets out of a bowl on the floor
Enjoy! Sounds like you have your shit together.
The five steps to a satisfying sex life:
Know what you want
Accept what you want
Learn how to communicate what you want
Actually communicate what you want
Don't be too quick to decide who can and can't give you what you want
Every one of these is way harder to do than say though.
Yeah this is more of a "walk in a leash" thing it seems.
I've both held and been on the leash at clubs.
"Can I introduce my pet to you? She really likes ear scratches."
People are WAY nicer to each other's pets than to other humans. It's nice to get that.
Out in the street, yeah more people aren't going to get it, but then again, fuck the haters.
Oh, I thought that was called pup play, not pet play.
I would think that pup play is just a subcategory of pet play specifically for dog type human pets.
Hmmm. Having a pet sounds fun.
But probably not something I'd seek a relationship over.
lucky 1 in 10,000