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I cast destroy water on the fluid lining of his brain.
That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there's a far easier method of murder.
I would like to submit, as a counterpoint, the Ring of X-Ray Vision from the 2014 5e basic ruleset.
Soooo... Destroy Water, please, Mr. DM.
Once again, this still falls within the first part of the meme as it violates the spells wording of "open container". If you're using X-Ray vision to see the brain then the brain is within a closed container.
Soooo... No, Mr. Player
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Don't forget that most bodily fluids are almost certainly not water
It wouldn't be (instantaneous) murder though.