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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I cut someone do they count as an open container?

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If someone opens their mouth do they count as an open container?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Nope, people are tubes, not containers

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

90s Tube Squeezy Toy

Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Actually those things are not that fuckable, because they roll along your penis instead of sliding. There is very little sensation other than cold squeezing.

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

That explains why water falls straight through

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

A tub with a plugged drain is the bottom is a container. Anyone wearing a buttplug is therefore a container.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Their intestines might, but not their lungs. Lungs are more liek a sponge