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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's because you had sex with your popo instead of with your peepee

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ty, almost forgot where we were

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

makes sense for someone from @lemmynsfw.com to say that lol

[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lol well I've tried a bit of everything thinking. Perhaps it was just the (lover/style/gender) that was making it "good but not stellar" like I can name a lot of other things I'd rather do. Id not be opposed to it if I had a partner who wanted to do this and I had time....