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[โ€“] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'll settle for 3am ominous text messages

You: istg if I see your fucking cat shit in my back yard again I will blacken the sky over your back patio for a thousand years!

Me: Shit, the cat got out again?

How much of a nerd am I that my first thought is the neighbour better be really fucking precise if they want to blacken only the sky over your patio and not their yard.