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[–] andyburke@fedia.io 109 points 1 week ago (44 children)

When you see this, you should be thinking "look what they fucking took from us."

Once upon a time, those lanes all ran. The CEO's megayacht is the reason you have to stand in line or check out yourself.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (30 children)

or check out yourself

Thanks CEO's megayacht. I'll always pick self checkout over forced human interaction.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The CEO's megayacht thanks you for doing the cashier's work for free

[–] bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is why I always use the cashier lanes. I can goof around and check my phone while I wait. The store can pay somebody to check my items out

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