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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Honest question:

How would you actually defeat the duck?

[–] junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 month ago

I don’t think that’s a duck- ducks tend to quack, not honk! Although neither ducks nor geese tend to have multiple re-growing heads…

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

not a duck. it's a hiss chicken.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Evidently, you have to use a flaming sword like Hercules and cauterize the neck preventing regrowth.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would its legs not also multiply?

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they did, that night be a strategy too. It's hard to move around with hundreds of feet.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I knew someone would come back with that. But the goose has a round body. When the heads are chopped off, they come back full size, so we can assume the feet would, too. I think it would be different.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Awwww, they like to cuddle.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Woe upon us all if you're wrong

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One cannot defeat this creature of most fowlness. This creature terrorizes the young and the old; the able body and the infirm.

It knows no fear. It only knows violence.

Edit: Missed an opportunity for a pun

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Chaos and destruction alone remain the companions of the terrible goose.

[–] xylogx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did you not see Jason and the Argonauts?

You have to cauterize the head holes with a torch.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

2x Napalm bombs