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Microblog Memes

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

See this is funny because, as an electrician, everyone who calls me can't seem to shut up long enough to let me actually answer questions

Gimme a damn second to process what you just explained, think, and then translate into Normie Layman. Im fast but it still takes a moment, please lol

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago

comes up from behind, neck tickled by their breath "Found the culprit yet?"

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have such a great attitude!

😂

I really do try!