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FTC Issues Fines For Sassy Retail Employees Who Cut Declined Credit Cards In Half (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Does this happen in real life?

[โ€“] seahorse@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

I've seen it in movies.