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A tweet by steffi ๐ฆ ( @immortal_graves ) saying "Welp. @riverandmal found the worst "man writes woman excerpt" ever.
The tweet has an image attachment saying "
"Hey, baby. It's happening. I'm ovulating right now. I felt the tingling of my egg coming out."
But the most obvious change to Felicia's body from the woman who had let me join her in the shower was a full inch of waistline added from a burgeoning uterus filled with my bountiful overnight deposits. Imagining those seeds making way into her fallopian tubes, seeking that most precious treasure of eggs and bringing them to life within her flooded womb, I felt myself stiffen once
more."
The tweet was posted on Twitter for iPhone at 3:03 PM, 03 septermber 20.
"smut may only be 100% realistic. We cannot have smutty fiction engage in any fetishes or fantasies ever."
I know cis women who are into stuff like cumflation or being able to feel ovulation in a pleasurable way. This is just a twitter user self-reporting as being boring at best, puritanically anti-kink at worst.
On a side note: I found it wild that you average straight person thinks that wearing a collar, calling someone a good girl/boy and/or going "woof" in bed is extremely kinky. That's entry-level for furries.
Ok, I didn't consider that.
This is actually a fantastic take
You know what, fair enough.
it's fucking harrowing to remember that normal people don't want to proclaim their love by being collared ๐