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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by manucode@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 196 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Damn, that's crazy.

Release the Epstein Files.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 118 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

damn that's crazy. where are the Epstein files

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah, you too, cunt

[–] oaklandnative@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have never heard of the Epstein files but I sure hope they release the Trump/Epstein files soon.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

ghislaine has been on work release, perhaps people should talk to her.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Harder to murder her in jail. Random muggings-turn-murder happen all the time in the streets, especially in blue cities, according to convicted liars and sex criminals.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But if I was a pedo and my name was in those files... I wouldn't want to release them either.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 4 weeks ago

"it hurts alot of people"-trump