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Anon crunches some numbers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 65 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Agriculture is a Hell of a drug.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Also cooking before you eat matters a lot

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

We were cooking but now we're cooked

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 weeks ago

We did that to quite s large degree even before we were modern humans, 2-400kya

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

It also requires a shit ton of work compared to hunting and gathering.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Speaking of drugs, it probably just took 190k years for someone to work up the courage to eat the mushrooms growing out of the poop.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Starving people are highly motivated.