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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 165 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (43 children)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (23 children)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 58 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

No, the spree is a different river

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It might need to be a rather hot river then.

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