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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"How can I make this hurt and taste more like poison?"

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Lmao you hate the taste? They're so .. plain?

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Walnuts and hazelnuts taste loads better after soaking them in water overnight. I never realized how disgustingly dry they usually are until I tried this method.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Have you ever had fresh walnuts? You can peal off the skin, which is the bitter part. The off-white inside is quite sweet. They have to be quite fresh - once they dry out a bit they’re unpealable (that isn’t a word according to my spellcheck, but screw that guy, I’m making it a word).