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[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)

My question is, where does one purchase a pair of superior jeans, and are they really as durable as the name implies?

...or is there some other aspect that makes said jeans superior?

[–] milkisklim@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My Jeans have an elastic waist. Do I have the superior jeans now ?

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, although you are now depriving yourself of having a superior belt, or; dare I say ... superior suspenders!!

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always considered people who wear suspenders as suspicious

[–] hydmonk@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wear suspenders. Your suspicion is justified.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Now... I ponder to myself; Dost thine elastic bands of suspension have true justification, or perhaps thyself dost maketh a statement upon modern fashion?

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have Jack and Jones jeans for years and haven't had a problem with them. They still look as new as on the day I bought them. Plus they're more affordable.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

The 'Council of Jean Superiority' has gathered & deliberated on the status of your jeans.

The consensus is in. Congratulations!!

Your jeans have been deemed superior

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have some AE jeans that are made out of some kind of stretchy shit that are pretty great. Can't speak to the durability because I mostly wear them to my office job so they're not getting a ton of wear and tear but they're pretty old at this point and no real signs of wear on them from that.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Superior Jeans ^(or how I wrote a poem & you learned I was da bomb)

I own a pair of stretchy jeans; they make my legs look mean

Superior jeans are an obscenity

I feel superior in my gender-indfferent-inity

Blue, gray - you always tend to fray I still love you anyway