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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if your hobby is stealing expensive things from international chains and pawning them?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you love your job, you never work a day in your life or something

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Steve, stop masturbating and go steal some shit

Steve: nut i c-can't help it

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

do you have any laptops with the bios unlocked

edit: I am not soliciting stolen goods I am asking a question out of interest

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Are they locking down the BIOS on laptops now?