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Fuck yes, that kid's got big things in his future. Hopefully less cobra mauling, but it's looking promising, I want to see him in politics in 20 years. Can you imagine someone topping a campaign slogan like;
"Govinda killed a cobra as a toddler, can you imagine how hard he'll fight for you now that he's an adult?"
"A cobra couldn't kill Govinda as a little baby, what chance does Opposition Party stand?"
"Vote Govinda, he'll cut the corruption off at the head."
Already got my vote.