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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Sun worship is the best religion because

a) The Sun is right there

b) Literally all life on earth would die if it disappeared

c) It's inconceivably powerful and the only thing that prevents it from being an actual deity (for humanity) is its lack of sentience

Christian god? Fraud. Thor? Bozo. But if the 2 octillion ton fusion reactor in the sky ever tells me to bow, you bet your ass I'm gonna fall on my knees.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

scared Almighty Sol, I have sung your praises longer than most

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

UN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN T

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

You've convinced me. Ever notice how sun haters deny the power of our god while all the food they eat would not exist of it were not for photosynthesis? If they really hate the sun so much, why don't they burrow deep below the earth?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

sun worship should be hexbear's Official Religion (sponsored by Coinbase)