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Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across Scotland (www.themirror.com)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[–] JayBeeTX@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

My reactions in order:

“Oooo… where can I get this armored UTV?”

“Damn, it’s not an armored UTV. Rifle-rated armor would probably be too heavy anyway. Author sucks.”

googles armored UTV

“Helloooooo The Armored Group!”