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Jared Polis vows to chain himself to Colorado Capitol plaza to stop $28 million pedestrian bridge that he proposed (coloradosun.com)

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

See these are all good suggestions, but with what little I know about Colorado your best bet is to challenge them to a fist fight during a hockey match and winner designs the park.

You could even sell tickets and raise money for the reconstruction. Lol