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submitted 1 week ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)

(as an aside before I start this comment, me and my partner are both exceptionally blunt on all accounts)

I've mentioned to my partner before that he's not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with, but that I'm pretty sure most of that is rooted in daddy issues, so it's probably for the best.

I've also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it's hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he's not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with

I can't tell if this is "I'm batting way out of my league" or "dude you're ugly as sin but you look like my dad so I'm into it."

I've also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it's hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.

o_O

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

Average in a way I wouldn't normally have chosen if I hadn't gotten over my weird hangups.

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