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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Thanks to THC destroying my ability to REM, I have become Jet Li's the One.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

You still have REM as far as I know, you just don’t remember it.

Source: I also smoke a lot of weed, but have screaming in the middle of the night PTSD nightmares I don’t remember when I’m woken up from them.

[–] BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a chronic smoker, how much more do I need to smoke, to get to your level?!

If I'm the one and I'm still this weak it makes me sad to think what the others must have gone through.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

You can remember your dreams if you will it.

No really it sounds like new age bullshit, but if you set intentions before you sleep you'll subconsciously carry them out.

These don't do much but hey I can wake up at whatever time I want without an alarm.