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Netanyahu warns Trump that Iran is days away from releasing the Epstein Files (theshovel.com.au)

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The United States has again been called to action in the Middle East after Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu warned Donald Trump that Iran was mere days away from releasing the Epstein Files.

“Intelligence says Iran has reached 60 per cent enrichment of the clients on Epstein’s list, and there’s no telling what sort of destruction will be caused when they reach 90 per cent,” Netanyahu told Trump while tapping his nose. [...]

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

He is just trying to get Trump to speedrun bombing of Iran