>be me
>22 and poor in college
>deliver food for a restaurant for a few months
>sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up
>if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me
>always ate the best those nights since it was free
>be me now, 35+
>started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close
>always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife
>been doing it for about 3 years
>never pick it up
>gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
A man of the people.