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[–] DisOne@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha, in Australia goon is the cheap wine you buy in boxes rather than bottles, so I was imagining 5 minutes to down an entire 5 or 10 litres

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought a 'goon bag' was the bladder out of a box of wine.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

U coukd easily wank into that

[–] DisOne@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correct - the goon bag is what the goon comes in

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Aha! So the goon is the brand? I thought it was the bag that turned you into a goon 🤔

[–] DisOne@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Goon is the slang for any wine of questionable quality that comes in a goon bag. Probably the wine turns you into a goon after you drink it

like the famous clothing brand Canada Goon