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If you don’t want to be poor you should simply become rich (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was 6, where the fuck am i getting $100 a month.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

Lemonade stand. Spiced up with some crystal meth.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah you just needed a 100 bucks a month as a 6 year old and also ESP to know which stock to pick!

Its your fault your poor, now leave him alone while he spends daddy's money.