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Run for office is the noble thing. But lately with all the crime all the way to the top, I think hmm maybe I should just commit a few felonies. Get rich off the backs of losers. That's what we do in America right?
Robin Hood that shit. Get money from idiots and fund a food bank.
It worked for Capone. Just don't commit tax fraud at the same time. The IRS don't mess around (unless you're rich enough to control them).