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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 107 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Stop slandering Orangutans. That’s a candid shot of a fine gentleman.

Comparing them to MTG is a horrific action.

[–] RampageDon@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this a howler monkey? Point still stand though.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You’re probably right. I don’t know my monkeys very well.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Clearly, for the orangutan is an ape!🤦

/s, just teasing, although it IS an ape, just like my mother.

[–] guy@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoa there, thanks but I'm married!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

the orangutan is one of the big human like face.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like your mother and every other human in existence.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I always thought explaining the joke made it so much better.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I find it's more effective if you really lean into it. Break the joke down into parts, then explain each part, then explain how it all works together. It's easily five times funnier.

Joking aside, this is exactly what I do when people make tasteless, offensive jokes or when I want someone to go away.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

that is actually a howler monkey, orangutans are actually quiet.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an enjoyer of Magic: The Gathering, I think her sharing the same acronym is a horrific action.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Lol that's what my brain thinks every time, it always takes me a second to get past the "why is everyone so mad at magic??" (Aside from obscene prices, but that's why I just print fake cards for casual play)

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you're right. pretty much every primate species is more advanced than MTG. my bad

[–] Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Apes = Primate species. MTG = Primitive species.

I think a distinct difference and no where near the same :o)

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I interpreted it as "sarcastically pretending to be shocked by something that isn't really surprising", rather than a comparison to MTG

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

i like this interpretation. however, unfortunately the intent was "MTG is a monkey screaming at shit because it doesn't know how to do anything the way humans do things"