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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] CatherineLily@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

“My heart is broken,” Gardner told the outlet. “Our baby shower is going to be next weekend, and he’s not going to be at home to go to that with me.”

Oh, don't you worry about that, ICE will show up and detain that baby.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 17 points 14 hours ago

ICE will show up and detain that baby.

I heard they got the protip from the Commander in Chief himself. You just grab 'em by the pussy and that baby ain't goin' nowhere!

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

No doubt. Has she been reading up on trump's attacks on Birthright Citizenship?

[–] ech@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure you know what a baby shower is...

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

It's where you stand under a faucet and babies fall out, right?