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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 35 points 8 months ago (5 children)

The town's undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 8 months ago

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

The underclause

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.

[–] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago