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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 114 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 13 points 2 weeks ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

Why risk anons virginity like that?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 41 points 2 weeks ago

Is that worth losing fries?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"

[–] WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's missing a word, but if you know the reference, you're hearing the whole quote lol

[–] iowagneiss@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...