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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)

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[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.