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[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But if you don't actually intend to deceive someone beyond the end of your joke, you're not lying. You're joking.

you’re just a compulsive liar with a pinch of rationalization… but you still get off on deceiving people… even if you ‘intend’ to let them know you were lying… as a ‘joke’… haha….

the ‘joke’ being that you find it funny when you successfully lie to people, but when caught, “it was just a joke, bro”.

oh hey, let me think of all the classic, hilarious jokes that involve lying to people… hmmm… i guess most people don’t do that, unless it’s a setup for a punchline….

everyone hates compulsive liars.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hahahahaha you literally couldn't have picked a worse candidate for that accusation.

When my dad died 19 years ago, I adopted his habit of never lying to the best of my efforts.

So you literally picked the only person you'll probably come across in your life who doesn't lie and called them a “compulsive liar”. That's am impressively big miss actually!

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

OK, you devolved into a stubborn child. Doesn't that feel undignified to you?

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and generate a picture of a chicken.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just seem broken. What's your issue? You imply that you're not a child, not a LLM, what is it?

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

it’s always funny to me when a troll tries to pivot to the “i’m so reasonable, why don’t you treat me with respect?”
you’re a liar and a troll and i’m not going to just forget that and go on having a normal conversation with you.
What’s my issue?
you are…
liar

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 0 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

https://youtu.be/ZNzltWNYg7o

Also, do you think I'm Yudkovsky? Because you seem to be calling me a liar and troll for some reason, despite me doing absolutely nothing that goes in that direction.

I'm just baffled and confused about what's going on with you and keep engaging out of morbid curiosity.