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Skully sees a literal zombie crawl out of a grave and eat a man's brains after being filled with 10 magazines full of bullets
"There has to be a reasonable explanation, Mulder! Zombies. Aren't. Real!"
Turns out she's right, and it's just a fuckton of adrenaline and bath salts keeping him alive.
You see it wasn't actually a zombie, but a secret military program to create supersoldiers which was abandoned in the 50s because it was a failure but the disposal site leaked into a cave and gave birth to a parasisic fungus which can seeming reanimate recently deceased corpses by random triggering of the sodium- potassium pump but they aren't actually reanimated it's just random convulsions which can generate a rudimentary form of locomotion.
"Then how did the fungus respond to the Zombie's name, Scully?"
Fade to black