Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that
You very well know you sure as hell wouldn’t have the balls to do it. Now sit down; the grownups are talking.
If you got a problem with it just take your business elsewhere, like the pretzel guy next door. No need to cause a fuckin scene about it
Who the fuck invited Karen!? I thought we talked about this y'all, wtf‽
I'm a gay atheist and I think what you've said here is horrible. If you actually did that and I'm in line I'd go spend twice as much as I was going to to make up for your lost business, and also out of spite for you being a shit example of an atheist.
Dude, lighten up. Pretend he has to go take a shit or something.
I love that. Whatever the reason, we all have different needs. We're all better off if we make room for each-others hang-ups.
Businesses should be able to have more than one staff to cover breaks. If there was only one employee who disappeared for fifteen minutes to take a shit, I'd still not go back or support their business. I used to run a restaurant that sometimes ran as few as two people, but one is unacceptable.
#IT'S A FUCKING SANDWICH KIOSK
Prayers don't take that long. Maybe if you in a rush go elsewhere but 10-15min even during lunch rush ain't going to make or break a sandwich cart.
you are a tar pit
What are your thoughts on Richard Dawkins?
I’m an atheist and even I think the dude’s a twat who enjoys the smell of his own farts.
Dawkins is to atheism as Fred Phelps is to Christianity
Me too lol (and a raging transphobe to boot)
E: Dawkins is the transphobe, not me
Atheist here, Dawkins is proof that atheists can still be fucking stupid
See also: Carl of Akkad, Thunderf00t