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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon considers LASIK (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the best decisions I every made, going from essentially blond without glasses to not needing them. Especially as someone who enjoys a lot of outdoor activities, not being made helpless by a lost or broken pair of glasses is a huge weight off my mind

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

essentially blond

Lasik changed your hair?

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Right? This is an absolutely awesome autocorrect fail.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

is that like chemo curls