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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Christmas
rChistams
rsamChits
Rams Chits

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no idea what this means but it made me giggle maniacally.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chit can be a slang term for a child.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohh so it's actually a lot more clever than I thought. Animals giving birth to demonic human children is a common trope, like The Omen.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you missed the mark again. "Rams" is slang for "has penetrative sex with."

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I... am going to stick with my interpretation.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's probably for the best.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

everyone always talks about Christmass, but no one ever said it. I'm assuming around 60kg.