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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 32 points 2 months ago (6 children)

If the small amount of magnesium in soap can do that, just imagine what sprinkling magnesium powder all over your bed could do!

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i've replaced my mattress with a solid block of magnesium. It's cool in the summer.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SparroHawc@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

and don't sweat.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Your bed change to a beach cos you’re so relax 😎

Travel agencies hate this one trick

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Better spray some water on your bed after the magnesium, you know to help it soak in.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

And if you huff a fat line of the mag, it'll reverse any drug damage to your body!

[–] Pandemanium@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

It would probably make you a lot less itchy than a bar of soap, too.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Or drinking it.