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FEMA staff baffled after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say | Reuters (www.reuters.com)

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can we nuke a hurricane?

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 4 days ago

You can nuke everything, but just scribbling it to Mexico with a sharpie is much more cost effective.