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submitted 6 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Enter a Sherlock Holmes-esque state of hyper awareness. Calculate the distance to the log based on parallax and distance between my eyes. Calculate time to impact given relative speeds (this calculation costs precious microseconds but is indispensable). Note the positions of every car around and the age and apparent gender of every driver. Adjust the steering wheel so that the log impacts right between myself and my passenger. Upon impact, adjust steering based on road position and positions and probable reactions of other drivers to bring my car safely to a stop without causing further damage.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I would do the exact same maneuvers except one thing.

I would go ahead and immediately get impaled right as I start the calculations.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Brock Samson it.