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Discussion Thread 😺Thursday 29 May 2025 (aussie.zone)
submitted 2 months ago by melbaboutown@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone
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Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I HATE ROLEPLAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STUPID ROLEPLAYS ILL ROLEPLAY YOU UP THE HEAD FUCKING ROLEPLAYS

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store... What do you do?

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"if I can have a lock of your daughter's hair, I'll save her!"

I was going to say

Title"if I can have your daughter's virginity..."
But no one likes those kinds of players

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Finish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Oh I'm hearing you. Good time for a toilet break that lasts at least 20 minutes.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I used to really hate them, but we have to do them a lot at work (mock phone calls primarily) and I'm fairly used to it now.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As in.. err.. in the bedroom?

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah bedroom roleplays are great!

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

My kink in the bedroom is to roleplay as a submissive HR manager and constantly blurt out 'WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS TELL ME IT'S SITTING BEHIND MY DESK'.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As in at work?

Terrible experience all around.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As in, assessment for tafe 🀒

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Even worse. All the best with with cringe 😁

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like, customer service or treatment/first aid role plays?

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Customer service roleplay for my assessments blehh

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Spice it up by pretending to get bitten/clawed, or the patient runs around the clinic so you have to chase it down with a towel ...

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I totally agree with you.

I hate them so much,

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I'm the corpse in the local gibbet. I just sit here occasionally offgassing.