this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 80 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fake: Anon has a friend and participates in social activities.

Gay: Anon comes out of the closet to his boss.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I haven't had a good laugh like that in years. Don't know why I laughed so hard at this comment but thank you.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Lol glad you enjoyed it. These fake/gay green text comments are probably well past being socially acceptable at this point, but I always get a kick out of them.