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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was told swimming after eating caused stomach cramps. Sucks that OP was lied to.

There were a lot of other things I was told would kill me as a kid, but they were all lethal things like farm equipment, cars, and guns. Don't need fearmongering when there are actual things to fear!

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a rule created by adults who got tired of kids stuffing themselves with food and then jumping in the pool and throwing up. It has nothing to do with cramps, and everything to do with making a child wait a few minutes after eating because kids have zero self-control.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not just tell them that it will make them throw up then? Kids don't enjoy throwing up.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Speak for yourself. Gestures to children triggering their own gag reflex for fun and profit

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, any vigorous activity directly after eating can cause a stomachache. I don't know why swimming was the sole focus but a general caution to digest a bit before activity isn't bad advice.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Maybe the lethal logic goes cramp = can't swim = drowning? Not true, but that is my best guess.

Yeah, waiting a short bit after eating is a good idea in general.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Because it's misinfo to reduce people bringing food to the pool. Same with the pee indicator thing... Someone must've been on a crusade

But the cramps thing just isn't true. Light exercise like a walk or casually swimming is great