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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Teleport man teleports into the middle of the Battlefield.
"Guys, just chill for a second - we really don't need to do this in the middle of a packed city. Hang tight, I'm gonna take us elsewhere..."
Teleports behind Darkseid, touches his leg and teleports him to the Moon. Teleports instantly back, and teleports Superman there too. Both Superman and Darkseid have barely had time to register their surroundings.
"You're welcome."
Teleports away.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Superman and darkseid can both react retroactively, unfortunately. They are both faster than causality.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Comics were the original shounen power creep.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

Nah, that was the Bible, when Yahweh and El did their mega-fusion

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

faster than causality.

teleport man can literally teleport through spacetime

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Guy gets from point a to point b instantly.

Superman gets to point b before ge leaves point a.

This guys feats are ridiculous. He is faster than the speed force, he can lift infinite weight, he can hear instantly thousands of lightyears away through the vacuum of space, he can punch backwards through time or into other universes or even through his own comic panels. Also, im not positive, but im pretty sure superman can teleport. And darkseid killed him.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Teleport man can teleport back in time before he teleported. Yeah his reaction speed aint great, but he's definitely got causality on his side

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

at first it was superman, than darkseid, than TRIGON, and then all powerful " christian like god"