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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 117 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh.

The Bible says the exact opposite, saying you shouldn’t be a hard person, but God will turn you into a soft one. Religious people are so stupid sometimes.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I think if you go back to Genesis you'll see that God pretty clearly wanted a naive vegan nudist roommate.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Don’t we all?

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