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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

She pisses and shits outside in the driveway.
Her neighbours aren't happy.

[–] OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait til she hears how outside works...

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bears shit in woods, but only female bears.

Male bears shit in outhouses that are technically for both, but the women would rather shit in woods.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, this thread is going deep.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

because women would rather encounter a male bear shitting in the woods?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, is the man vs. bear question not about a female bear? How are make bears okay?

Male bears are not okay! A female bear will just kill you and eat you. A male bear will make you steal pic-a-nic baskets. Then it'll kill you and eat you.

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

Just the one with the scat fetish is having the time of his life