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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

She pisses and shits outside in the driveway.
Her neighbours aren't happy.

[–] OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait til she hears how outside works...

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bears shit in woods, but only female bears.

Male bears shit in outhouses that are technically for both, but the women would rather shit in woods.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man, this thread is going deep.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

because women would rather encounter a male bear shitting in the woods?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is the man vs. bear question not about a female bear? How are make bears okay?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Male bears are not okay! A female bear will just kill you and eat you. A male bear will make you steal pic-a-nic baskets. Then it'll kill you and eat you.

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 4 points 11 months ago

Just the one with the scat fetish is having the time of his life