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ultimate storage hack (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's all fun and games until your computer turns into a black hole because there is too much information in too little of a volume.

[–] proti@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even better! According to no hiding theorem, you can't destroy information. With black holes you maybe possibly could be able to recover the data as it leaks through the Hawking radiation.
Perfect for long term storage

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait to hear news about a major site leaking user passwords through hawking radiation.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

i love this comment

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really-long term storage :)

[–] limerod@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Longer than your lifespan, too.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Longer than the life span of the most long-lived star. By orders of magnitude.