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This is going to shock some people, but EVERYONE can use EVERY restroom and toilet right now. The only thing holding us back is outmoded social expectations.
I'm AFAB and no one has ever said anything when I went to the men's room. Got a lot of weird looks. The men's room is so quiet, save for the unabashed shitting going on in there. The ladies tend to wait until they're alone before they drop a deuce.